Friday, July 31, 2015

Primate Behavior

1. Once bitten, twice bitten.
2. It doesn't matter what you do, you're going to live forever.  So try and get it right.
3. What ever you do, it's going to stay with you.
4. There is no rule book, but that doesn't mean there are no rules.
5. There are lots of lies, lots of truths.
6. If you didn't have fun the first time, chances are you won't the second.
7. If you're not having fun, give it up and find something else.
8. A woman can teach, a man can learn, but an asshole just process' shit.
9. Enjoy it now, you might not be able to later.
10. Support promiscuity, spread it around and cut down the population.
11. Support abstinence, help stamp out the human race.

                 published in For the Love of Death, the early years, 2nd ed., S.I.N., 1993.

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